Friday, February 09, 2007

An Open Letter to Albertsons

Dear Albertsons:

Please stop trying to win my affections with elaborate displays showing your love of helium. Instead, please stock the 100 calorie packs of Lorna Doones you keep advertising on your checkstand displays.

Your customer.
P.S. Helium Shortage , yeah, right.


Blogger Unknown said...

ROFL!!!!! I hope no one has a balloon phobia! LOL

7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HILARIOUS!! Is that place fore real? Good gravy!!!

12:13 AM  
Blogger laura capello said...

holy crap, that's a lot of balloons.

7:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Grief! Do you think V-Day is a little bit commercialized?

8:44 AM  
Blogger Elizabeth said...

Gotta go to your Albertsons today so I can feel all that love!

9:03 AM  
Blogger The Chicken Lady said...

Whoa, I could see a guy buying all those balloons just so he and his friends could talk funny! :)

11:21 AM  
Blogger Angelina said...

Philip better not ever give me a helium balloon.

9:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Pam,

We are striving to make our store the most hazardous and flammable shopping experience you can possibly have. One little flick of a Bic and that fresh chicken you just put in your cart will be completely BBQ'd for you.

Albert's son, Bob

3:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, this post just begs a comment about "hot air"... but I'll be good. :D

11:21 PM  

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