An Open Letter to Albertsons
Dear Albertsons:
Please stop trying to win my affections with elaborate displays showing your love of helium. Instead, please stock the 100 calorie packs of Lorna Doones you keep advertising on your checkstand displays.
posted by PamKittyMorning at 5:30 PM
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9 Comments:
ROFL!!!!! I hope no one has a balloon phobia! LOL
HILARIOUS!! Is that place fore real? Good gravy!!!
holy crap, that's a lot of balloons.
Good Grief! Do you think V-Day is a little bit commercialized?
Gotta go to your Albertsons today so I can feel all that love!
Whoa, I could see a guy buying all those balloons just so he and his friends could talk funny! :)
Philip better not ever give me a helium balloon.
Dear Pam,
We are striving to make our store the most hazardous and flammable shopping experience you can possibly have. One little flick of a Bic and that fresh chicken you just put in your cart will be completely BBQ'd for you.
Sincerely,
Albert's son, Bob
Oh, this post just begs a comment about "hot air"... but I'll be good. :D
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